Weight: 135 pds. (No, I'm not kidding)
Enjoys: Video Games, Watching Adult Swim, Salmon Steak
Tidbits of Life: Board Member and Founding Member of the Roundtable Art Group, Knows More About MacGyver than Any One Person Anywhere Should Know
Weight: 156 pds.
Enjoys: Video Games, Computers, Donuts
Tidbits of Life: Plays the keyboard for aldersgate (when they can get him to stop playing stuff from video games and anime), Wants His Own Small Mountainous Landlocked Country someday
Enjoys: Watching Sports, Playing Drums, The Dave Matthews Band, 24 (The TV Show)
Tidbits of Life: Plays the drums for aldersgate, Idolizes Carter Beauford just a little too much
Weight: 180 pds.
Enjoys: Leather Jackets, Motorcycles, Busting Heads, Teddy Bears
Tidbits of Life: Previous job was a Security Guard, Never Takes off his Shades, Owes Chris his life after he cut a deal with the Russian Mafia
Weight: 150 pds.
Enjoys: Driving small vehicles off large buildings, Skydiving without parachutes, Being Shot out of Cannons
Tidbits of Life: Holds the World Record for Most Hospital Visits, Thinks trying to live in a glass sphere full of water for 7 days is a ridiculous idea
Weight: 162.357 pds.
Enjoys: Using computers, calculating numbers, relaxing in the company lounge
Tidbits of Life: Trying to pay off his Minion U. college fees, only just now found out that he's signed a lifetime contract for minimum wage
Height: 6'1"(with Sheriff's Hat)
Weight: 177 pds.
Enjoys: Enforcing the law, Stockpiling money, Writing speeding tickets
Tidbits of Life: Has both a Ray Gun Firing License and an Electric Drill Operating License
Age: What kind of a lady tells her age?
Weight: I thought we just went over this...
Enjoys: Saving lives, rescuing kittens from trees, lobbying for better Civil Service benefits
Tidbits of Life: Graduated at the top of her class at the Academy, Wishes DDL would stop setting himself on fire so much
Weight: 200 pounds (with helmet)
Enjoys: Ireland... and... Ireland
Tidbits of Life: Have we mentioned that he likes Ireland?
Enjoys: Swimming, Using the phrase "There's the Man"
Tidbits of Life: Once shot a man in Reno with a lazer, just to watch him fry
Enjoys: Playing the drums, wearing tight clothes
Tidbits of Life: The first guy to notice during a trip through Myrtle Beach that every beachwear store has a beach towel with either a tiger or a dragon printed on it in the front window
Age: Brand Spankin' New!
Enjoys: Getting Michael out of jams, Teaching Shawn and Cory life lessons
Tidbits of Life: Once did a guest spot on The Incredible Hulk
Age: Slightly Younger than Car
Height: 18'11" (including satellite dish)
Enjoys: Killing, Picnics
Tidbits of Life: Has a hard time riding a unicycle, even with training wheels