About Us
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Beau: Age: 24 Height: 6'2" Weight: 135 pds. (No, I'm not kidding) Enjoys: Video Games, Watching Adult Swim, Salmon Steak Tidbits of Life: Board Member and Founding Member of the Roundtable Art Group, Knows More About MacGyver than Any One Person Anywhere Should Know |
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Chris: Age: 23 Height: 5'11" Weight: 156 pds. Enjoys: Video Games, Computers, Donuts Tidbits of Life: Plays the keyboard for aldersgate (when they can get him to stop playing stuff from video games and anime), Wants His Own Small Mountainous Landlocked Country someday |
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Steven: Age: 24 Height: 5'10" Weight: ??? Enjoys: Watching Sports, Playing Drums, The Dave Matthews Band, 24 (The TV Show) Tidbits of Life: Plays the drums for aldersgate, Idolizes Carter Beauford just a little too much |
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#1: Age: 30 Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 pds. Enjoys: Leather Jackets, Motorcycles, Busting Heads, Teddy Bears Tidbits of Life: Previous job was a Security Guard, Never Takes off his Shades, Owes Chris his life after he cut a deal with the Russian Mafia |
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Daredevil Larry: Age: 27 Height: 5'7" Weight: 150 pds. Enjoys: Driving small vehicles off large buildings, Skydiving without parachutes, Being Shot out of Cannons Tidbits of Life: Holds the World Record for Most Hospital Visits, Thinks trying to live in a glass sphere full of water for 7 days is a ridiculous idea |
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#2: Age: 20 Height: 5'9" Weight: 162.357 pds. Enjoys: Using computers, calculating numbers, relaxing in the company lounge Tidbits of Life: Trying to pay off his Minion U. college fees, only just now found out that he's signed a lifetime contract for minimum wage |
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Sheriff J: Age: 27 Height: 6'1"(with Sheriff's Hat) Weight: 177 pds. Enjoys: Enforcing the law, Stockpiling money, Writing speeding tickets Tidbits of Life: Has both a Ray Gun Firing License and an Electric Drill Operating License |
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Kaley: Age: What kind of a lady tells her age? Height: 5'6" Weight: I thought we just went over this... Enjoys: Saving lives, rescuing kittens from trees, lobbying for better Civil Service benefits Tidbits of Life: Graduated at the top of her class at the Academy, Wishes DDL would stop setting himself on fire so much |
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Deputy Isaac: Age: 28 Height: 6'3" Weight: 200 pounds (with helmet) Enjoys: Ireland... and... Ireland Tidbits of Life: Have we mentioned that he likes Ireland? |
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Regular Mike: Age: 23 Height: 5'8" Weight: 140 Enjoys: Swimming, Using the phrase "There's the Man" Tidbits of Life: Once shot a man in Reno with a lazer, just to watch him fry |
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Tall Mike: Age: 23 Height: 6'5" Weight: 140 Enjoys: Playing the drums, wearing tight clothes Tidbits of Life: The first guy to notice during a trip through Myrtle Beach that every beachwear store has a beach towel with either a tiger or a dragon printed on it in the front window |
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Car: Age: Brand Spankin' New! Height: 5'4" Weight: 1,800 Enjoys: Getting Michael out of jams, Teaching Shawn and Cory life lessons Tidbits of Life: Once did a guest spot on The Incredible Hulk |
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Killbot: Age: Slightly Younger than Car Height: 18'11" (including satellite dish) Weight: 2,100 Enjoys: Killing, Picnics Tidbits of Life: Has a hard time riding a unicycle, even with training wheels |